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Last week we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket…it seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils I noticed that he too had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked: “Why the spoon?” “Well,” he explained, “the restaurant’s owners hired a consulting firm to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.” As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon after enjoying my soup, and, yes, he was able to replace it with his spare. “I’ll get another spoon the next time I go into the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.” I was impressed.I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked our waiter:”Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?” “Oh, certainly!” Then he lowered his voice. “Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we could save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.” “After you get it out,” I inquired, “how do you put it back?” “Well,”he whispered, “I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon.”

有多久沒見你 以為你在那裡

原來你就住在我心底 陪伴著我的呼吸

有多遠的距離 以為聞不到你氣息

誰知道你背影這麼長 回頭就看到你

過去讓它過去 來不及

從頭喜歡你 白雲 纏繞著藍天

如果不能夠永遠在一起 也至少給我們

懷念的勇氣 擁抱的權利

好讓你明白 我心動 的痕跡

總是想再見你 還是著打探你 消息

原來你就住在我的身體 守護著我的回憶

WHEN U R ONLY 5 YRS OLD,

I SAID I LOVEU.

U ASKED ME:

WHAT IS IT?

WHEN U R 15 YRS OLD,

I SAID I LOVE U.

U BLUSHED…

U LOOK DOWN AND SMILE…

WHEN U R 20 YRS OLD,

I SAID I LOVE U.

U PUT UR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER AND HOLD MY HAND…

AFRAID THAT I MIGHT DISSAPEAR…

WHEN U R 25 YRS OLD,

I SAID I LOVE U.

U PREPARE BREAKFAST AND SERVE IT INFRONT OF ME,

AND KISS MY FORHEAD SAID:

U BETTER BE QUICK,

IS’S GONNA BE LATE~

WHEN U R 30 YRS OLD,

I SAID I LOVE U.

U SAID:

IF U REALLY LOVE ME,

PLEASE COME BACK EARLY AFTER WORK.

WHEN U R 40 YRS OLD,

I SAID I LOVE U.

U R CLEANING THE DINING TABLE AND SAID:

OK DEAR,

BUT IT’S TIME FOR U TO HELP OUR CHILD WITH HIS/HER REVISION…

WHEN U R 50 YRS OLD,

I SAID I LOVE U.

U R KNITTING AND U LAUGH AT ME: -D

WHEN U R 60 YRS OLD,

I SAID I LOVE U.

U SMILE AT ME

WHEN U R 70 YRS OLD.

I SAID I LOVE U.

WE SIT ON THE ROCKING CHAIRWITH OUR GLASSES ON,

READING YOUR LOVE LETTER THAT U SENT TO ME 50 YRS AGO…

WITH OUR HAND CROSSING TOGETHER…

WHEN U R 80 YRS OLD,

U SAID U LOVE ME!

I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING BUT CRIED…

THAT DAY MUST BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

BECAUSE U SAID U LOVE ME!!!

[i love you] means i’m really care of you..

say it out but not to expect the return or anything..

[i love you] is because there is a pure thoughts..

that was hoping this magical 3 words ..

can bring you happiness..

and because of having such pure thoughts..

people which have true heart to a person. give out all his courage to tell :

[I love you] …